We heard yesterday that the average driver swear once every two-and-a-half miles. But what if your KIDS are around?
A recent survey asked 2,000 parents for alternate words and phrases they use, so they don't curse in front of their kids. Here are ten popular answers . . .
1. "What the frog."
2. "Sugar," instead of the S-word.
3. "Oh muck."
4. "Shitake mushrooms." (Seriously? Who says that?)
5. "Mother-SMUCKER."
6. "Oh, cheeses," instead of "Oh, Jesus."
7. "Shut the front door."
8. "Fire truck."
9. "Bull spit."
10. "Oh ship."
A few more that ranked a little lower were "fudge," "nuts," "shoot," "for freaks sake," and "what the heck."
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